Eating burgers can be a traumatic experience. No matter how hard you try, one measely little piece of the filling always, but always, pops out - make that a Murphy's Law.
So when we heard of the hog-fest that MPM was having, we said to ourselves, 'Now that's a great way to beat the embarrassment while chomping on great burgers. Surely, at a burger-eating contest, we won't be expected to be armed with anything except gluttony, and crass, savage table-manners.
At this contest, all you have to do is be among the quickest three to completely devour the burger and coke that you are given. This takes you to the next level, where a similar performance gets you the championship title. But, the number of participants will only be 45, so early bird gets the burger!