An Urdu translation & adaptation of Hugh Chesterman's, The Pie & The Tart, the play traces the bylanes of Hyderabad as traversed by 2 beggars, Salim & Javed. The two write their own scripts of beggary and trickery to feed their appetites on a daily basis. On a particularly hungry day, they come across the indefatigable Ismile Bhai, who whips up delicacies as spicy as the language he speaks, and his formidable wife, Pasha Bi. Salim-Javed decide to redirect the biryani that Ismile Bhai has cooked for the local nawab, so they can gobble it up instead. Watch Biryani Aur Haleem to see if their "pilaan" works.